After a month-long hiatus (sorry readers), there is just so much to write about regarding the Phillies, I don’t even know where to start. Predictions for the season, spring training subplots, Roy Halladay, Jamie Moyer applying for his AARP card, Charlie Manuel´s weight loss, the health of the Phillies bullpen, the quest of a comeback season for Cole Hamels, the list could go on for days. Don’t worry, the majority of those topics will be touched upon in due time, but in the mean time, if you want to read about the stuff mentioned above right now, look at David Murphy´s ¨High Cheese¨ blog, Andy Martino and Matt Gelb´s ¨Philly Zone¨ blog, or follow Phillies’s beat writer Todd Zolecki “Zo Zone” blog on mlb.com. They are all are great resources of up-to-date Phillies information that is tough to get out here in Barcelona, Spain.

Jayson Werth sporting his infamous beard
However, while I do have a great deal of respect for all of them, I believe I know something that they all don’t. I think I know something that is more important to the Phillies success than Roy Halladay, more important than the health of the Brad Lidge and the rest of bullpen, more important than the five or so all-stars that make up the middle of the lineup. Believe it or not, the key to the Phillies season and their quest for a third straight trip to the World Series resides with meaning behind Jayson Werth´s beard.
If you haven’t looked at pictures from Spring Training, or have refrained from looking at the picture to the left of this page, Werth came to Clearwater sporting the long hair and facial hair that would fit the part of a ¨Cast Away¨ sequel. I mean, there have been plenty of facial hair faux-pas´s in the Phillies clubhouse in recent memory, so the concept is not totally new. For instance, Eric Bruntlett was sporting one for the majority of last season, but it’s not like the beard was a good omen. Bruntlett hit well under .200 while playing sparingly in 2009, was released by the Phillies at the end of the season, and now is battling for a roster spot with the Washington Nationals, a team that has not come within 15 games of .500 since playing their games in the Nations Capital. So, like myself, you may ask yourself a daunting question. Why would he challenge superstition and do such a thing?
Well, there could be a couple of reasons. For one, what better way to come into a season (one that he will be playing for a new contract for that matter) after a career year then looking like a homeless guy? Seriously though, this totally could be a publicity stunt for Werth. Not only will the look bring him attention from the fans, but from other teams as well who are looking for a corner outfielder in the near future. The combination of the beard, along with evidence that his 36 HR´s last season (good for 7th in the NL, 9th in the MLB) was not a fluke, attention will be coming at Werth from all angles, the type of attention that could lead to a heck of a payday for the 30 year-old ex-catcher once he signs the dotted-line for his next contract.
Another reason is that he might be making a statement. Yes, the growth of his beard could be insinuating that he can’t afford the needed shaving cream and razors because he’s poor and not getting the type of money that he deserves, but I doubt that Werth is that egotistical of an individual to take such a drastic measure for something that is so far from what Werth has stood for to this point of his career. From the success that comes of being first-round draft pick, to hitting rock bottom after a position change, career threatening wrist-injury, and bouncing in and out of 3 organizations (wow, I bet the those in the front office for the Baltimore Orioles, Los Angeles Dodgers, and the Toronto Blue Jays feel must be shaking their heads), and back up to cloud nine by winning a World Series and making his first all-star team with the Phillies, Werth fills the quota for comeback stories in Major League Baseball. Currently, he’s a symbol of all that is good in a sport that has seen so much bad in the last decade. A natural (non-steroid aided) 5-tool player that plays the game of baseball with extreme effort, surprising fluidity and grace, in which his hard work and natural god given talent is finally coming together at the most opportune time of his career. With that said, Werth´s new look could definitely be coinciding with the crossroads that he is going through in his life, with meanings ranging anywhere from ¨You can’t get rid of me, I’m here to stay¨ to ¨I don’t give a **** what you think¨ and even the ever-cliché ¨Looks can be deceiving¨.
Last but not least, my thought is that Jayson Werth´s off-season beard will serve as the most accurate summation to the Phillies season. Here is my proposed idea of the train of thought behind Werth´s beard.
¨A baseball season, while it may get a little ugly and hairy at times, is something that if it’s judged in its entirety, rather than on a day-by-day basis, then the ultimate result, like the recent past, will be positive. ¨

The female following of Werth tells much of the story
Profound, I know, and who knew Jayson Werth could impersonate Socrates so well? In reality, I think every male would rather have their Fumanchu beard judged at its full potential people rather than in its stubby, patchy, discolored and awkward stage (yes, I am speaking from personal experience). All jokes aside though, it makes sense. The ultimate example of this is the attention that Werth has gotten from, who else, women. No matter how bad his landing strip beard or homeless look may be, over his past 3-plus seasons in Philadelphia, the attention Werth has gotten from the opposite sex is un-parallel by any member of the Phillies. While male Phillies fans wear their Howard, Rollins, Victorino, Raulllllllll, and now Halladay jersey’s and player t-shirts with pride, the majority of female baseball fans in the City of Brotherly Love can be seen sporting a #28 Phillies shirt (along with some Chase Utley and Hamels shirts), whether they are at the park or just hanging around the house.
While this analysis may be far-fetched, I truly believe the 2010 Phillies season should be viewed in the light of message that coincides with Jayson Werth´s beard, especially to the ladies. A baseball season is, believe it or not, 162 games, and no matter how bad it may look at times, if the Phillies stay focused on the season in its entirety and take advantage of there rare talent and depth that is far superior to every other team in baseball not named the Yankees, then the success of another division title with a third straight World Series trip will be not only possible, but likely for Werth, his beard, and the rest of the Phillies.
Hope you enjoyed that one. Once the Spring Training games start, the posts will not only be more regular, but more traditional.
Until then, enjoy.